This scene is so frustrating.
a she-hulk movie paying homage to legally blonde tho
So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl…
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time.
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Can you imagine being a muggle and having a muggleborn sibling? Like I know we all think Petunia was a horrible sister but can you imagine how bitter you would be.
I would just constantly find ways to send howlers that said horrible embarrassing shit and pretend I didn’t know what howlers actually did.
"Sister you forgot your giant purple dildo on top of your bed. I’ve sent it along for you. Good thing dad didn’t see it! you owe me one!!"
Sorry not sorry.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
what a girl wants…according to tumblr